Possible Causes of Squirrel Deaths in Road Accidents

Anecdotal and impromptu statistics have lead to the proposal of the following 3 reasons why so many squirrels die by being run over by cars.

The Slow Brain Theory

This theory proposes that squirrels evolved brains used to dealing with objects moving a relatively slow speeds. When they encounter a car it is moving too fast for them to comprehend its velocity. Thus a squirrel can not consider that it will arrive before it has completed crossing the street. Alternately a squirrel already crossing a street when the car approaches but take so long to interpret what it is seeing that it does not move out of the way.

The Near-Sighted Theory

This theory proposes that squirrels, which normally only need to see far enough to jump to a near branch or find a nut in the same tree, can not see far enough to avoid a car. An animal that can only see 2 meters away will be unable to cross a street where 5 meters of vision is necessary to avoid an on coming car.

*The Psychological Theory

This theory proposes that squirrels are frequently hit by cars because the squirrels are suicidal. They want to be hit by cars. And given that a squirrel's life consists of living out doors, subsisting on nuts and jumping from tree to tree, can you blame them?


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