You might be a New Englander...

If you ignore the weather forecast because you know that even If it's right it won't be right for long...then you might be a New Englander.

If your answer when people ask you for directions is 'you can't get thaair from haair'... then you might be a New Englander.

If you turn on the air conditioner when it is over 70 degrees out because it is so hot you feel faint...then you might be a New Englander.

If you fix broken items in your home with black electrical tape because it's cheaper than buying duct tape...then you might be a New Englander.

If you collect empty paint cans, bits of string and rusty nails because you can't bear to throw away something you might need someday... then you might be a New Englander.

If you're glad to be raking up leaves because it means the tourist season is over...then you might be a New Englander.

If you have snow tires on your car in summer, because you're too cheap to have them changed and besides, they might come in handy... then you might be a New Englander.

If you drive like a maniac because it keeps you going the same speed and direction as everyone else...then you might be a New Englander.

If you can name more than two ground hogs...then you might be a New Englander.

If you wear short sleeves in a snowstorm because "you have to expect things like that in fall"...you might be a New Englander.

If you think coffee is a morning drink, beer is best served cold and tea is something to be dumped in a harbor...then you might be a New Englander.

If you think school being cancelled on account of snow is a good reason to drive to the mall... then you might be a New Englander.